Good Morning World! I’m up! Eating oranges, listening to Bob Marley! Love me some Bob.
So last night was the first time in awhile that I almost peed my pants I laughed so hard. Last night all I wanted to do was buy sundresses (I’m wearing one today even though it’s like 30 degrees outside right now, hey it’s going to be like 50 later…) and I wanted Twilight. Done! But while me and Georgia were at Wal-Mart shopping, I was trying to tell her the just of the story, so I got really close to her neck and said in my deep manly voice, “I don’t think we should be friends.” Now this is funny for 2 reasons, I am 5 foot 3 and Georgia is a good model’s height, so I’m on tiptoe and because it just tickles when someone talks into your neck. Which started the event of G and I wandering through Wal-Mart trying to “get” each other with the “I don’t think we should be friends” Manly voice, part of this was done with me trying to hold a million pound cat food bag. I’m surprised that this bag made it home in one piece. But we got some of the oddest looks because we were laughing so loud (we don’t care) and I started to do the chipmunk laugh (my classic high pitched laugh) for a good 5 min straight. I couldn’t breath. But it was really funny. The joke continued all night, and I about peed my pants trying to stay away from G in the parking lot of our apartment and trying to carry the million pound bag of cat food.
There is another story that is hilarious about my dad and tampons. My dad is a very generous man and he always knows where the good buys are. And let me say I am always very appreciative of the good buys he gets me! I love my Poppi! But last night he and my mom call me from the store and my mom tells me there is a sell on tampons and then that my dad wants to talk to me. Dad gets on the phone and explains to me about the super tampons that are on sell and asks me if I want some, I say sure! And then he asks me how often do I use those things….with out a beat I say, at least once a month. (ba-dum-ching!) I love my dad.
So other news in my life, the bf (JustAnUglyMonkey) has now not called in 3 days, and of course I’m worried, but again I know he’s alive somewhere. I know, I know why don’t I call him? Well the last thing I said to him was a text that said I love you and I got nothing back. So I’ve been holding my ground, waiting for a reply…. At first. But then I had time to think. We had problems a few weeks ago. He had a weird freak out, and there were some stressful things going on in his life so I understood and we decided to work on us. So things were good for a few days and I thought they would get better, but I am realizing that I don’t think they will. I don’t like the person that he is right now, which is really strange to say because just a few weeks ago we were fine, we were really good I thought. I've always thought he was a good person, he has a very giving heart and yeah he's a smartass, but it was always pretty funny. Maybe he is just having some issues and needs some time to work things out. But, if he continues to be this person that he is being I don’t think I want to be around him, he just doesn’t treat me very nice, and I’ve always been pretty good to him, I haven’t been perfect, but who is? So that is my new thoughts on it, so going on 3 days and no word.
But something strange happened last night, I found an old journal of mine that I wrote, “The List” on when I was very young I started a list that I completely forgot about. It was about the man I wanted. I added and subtracted to it, but I guess it’s been about 7 good years since I looked at it. And I thought wow, this guy is wonderful, I love him. Now we all know that there is no completely perfect person out there, but there are some that come pretty close. I decided to make my grown up 25-year-old list of what I want in a man.
My Grown Up 25 Year Old List of What I Want In a Man
• Loves me
• Loves God
• Handsome to me
• Laid back
• Great sense of Humor/ funny/ goofy
• Kind
• Good to his and my family
• Romantic
• Wants to marry me
• Wants kids
• Keeps me safe
• Holds my hand
• Not too clingy
• Likes/ will dance with me
• Likes movies
• Good kisser
• Likes all kinds of music
• Will take me to the beach
• Will be crazy with me
• Doesn’t care what people think, but will be kind to them
• Sings to me
• Slow dances with me for no reason
• Calls just to tell me he’s thinking of me
• Is there for me even if I just need his ears or his arms
• Knows pretty much what he wants in life
• Will go to church with me
• Thinks I’m beautiful even if I gain a few pounds, because he is in love with me not my figure.
• Supports my dreams
• Takes me on interesting dates
• Non-creeper
• Non-smoker
• Non-heavy drinker
• Not a quick temper
• Likes nature
• Will travel
• Loves his job
• Has hobbies
• Has good friends
• Not afraid to make a fool of himself
• Will put up with/ love my quirks
• Intelligent
• Witty
• Slightly mysterious
• A Man
• Selfless
• Honest
• Trustworthy
• Takes care of himself
• Non-sleazy
• Confident
• George of the Jungle like (this is from the old list ha ha)
• Protective
• Will write me poetry or love notes
• Sexy
• Likes toys and cartoons
• Likes to try new things
• Nice to me does not cuss at me
• Smart with money
• A hard worker
• Passionate
• A gentleman
So that a short-list (ha ha) that I made right off the bat of what I want. I’ll have to put on here my list of when I was a little girl. It’s pretty funny, but a bunch still hold true and I don’t think I have that guy right now. And everything on this list I would be like / do in return. I wouldn’t ask anything of anyone else unless I would do it myself. My heart longs for this mystery man. (God give me wisdom, and patience)
So, so long for now! I’ll talk at you again! Love, Me!
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